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Emily Grace Lamontagne is a young woman currently residing in Southern Manitoba. She's passionate about writing, reading, and the arts, and she has an unholy love of tea. She works as a Starbucks Barista and moonlights as a writer.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Being a girl SUCKS.

I hate being a girl.

I hate bleeding for six to eight days a month.

I hate taking a highly ineffectual pill -- sometimes two -- and spending two days curled up in the fetal position with a heating pad.

I hate the mood swings.

I hate the inexplicable need to cry over sad movies.

I hate craving chocolate and high-fat-content foods.

I hate the lethargy.

I hate using girlie supplies and still needing to bleach my panties afterwards.

And above all, I HATE being reminded that I don't have a penis.




I'm gonna go curl up in a corner and die for a few days. I'll update again when I'm in in my hometown watching the play I helped write being produced by my old drama company.

~Emily Grace

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